I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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