I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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