There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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