First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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