All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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