dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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