But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
