Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Randomize
