I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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