Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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