i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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