dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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