Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Your shirt... Was in my pants
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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