careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
