id be glad to
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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