I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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