So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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