I hate your face
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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