so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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