we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Me too!
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Come on in and take your pants off
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