No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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