According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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