so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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