So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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