I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
How's work?
Spinning.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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