Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
this is an emotional support booty call
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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