Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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