What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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