And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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