Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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