i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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