Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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