I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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