butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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