I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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