Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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