I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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