So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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