I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
How's work?
Spinning.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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