is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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