at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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