oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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