But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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