the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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