thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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