Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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