it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
my poor anus
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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