I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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