is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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