Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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