Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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