You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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