so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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