I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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