Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
im on a boat
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