Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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